Sunday, November 11, 2012

corny jokes

don't you just hate/love those jokes that are so "not funny" that it makes us laugh?
it's kind of like in math class when the teacher cracks the joke of the day which ends up to make no sense, but everyone breaks out in (fake) laughter...

example: Why did the two 4's skip lunch?

               They already 8!
you see the funniness there?!?!?
here are some random corny jokes to make you laugh, or maybe not, because they are too corny.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards
the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.


Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street! 


Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.


Q: What type of computer sings?
A: A Dell


Q: Whats a bear called without teeth.
A: A gummy bear.


Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!


last , but not least .....



~anegla
... dude i just spelled my own name wrong
i guess that will be the thought of the day:
Why do we sometimes mispell our names?

~angela

2 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. MATH JOKES ARE TH FUNNIEST. not. :)

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    1. Why do plants hate math?
      Because it gives them square roots.

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