Non- Avenger Problems

i hope that if you're reading this, you have watched the Avengers. because today i am going to explain how much issues i have NOT being a Avenger. i mean, Who wouldn't want to be a superhero? so let me list my non- avenger conflicts i have for you. 

• I hold my hand out for 20 WHOLE minutes and a magical hammer still has not come to me. i mean even if i try sticking a magnet taped to my palm, not even a metal hammer will come to me.
• if i try to build a cool high tech suit that flys and then get something that looks mildly close to tony starks heart, I still dont get to be Iron Man. He's even still cool when you take away the suit, with that billionare science genius sort of way.
• even if i try to be always angry, i dont turn into a giant green angry rage monster who gets to smash things. you know, minus the shirt ripping and tight purple pants. not even if i start, like punching pillows or i dont know, buildings? hulk smash, indeed.
• Hawkeye= Archery= Katniss Everdeen = extremely unattainable goal. one can only dream. 
• i have nothing good to say about captain america and his machine- processed abs. 
• i could learn to be a kick-butt assasin ninja russian spy but i dont think that will get me anywhere near the avengers. and i might hurt myself.

so now you see my extreme difficulties. maybe i'll  become my own form of lame superhero....

♥ Sena