before getting to the holiday songs, i just wanted to share some cheesy jokes.this holiday season, i will be giving you the gift to give people a smile on their face :D
What hats do snowmen wear? Ice caps.
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? He had low elf-esteem.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? The letter D.
What kind of paper likes music?(W)rapping paper.
How do snowmen get around?They ride an icicle.
we all know the traditional songs of christmas:
jingle bells
deck the halls
when you actually pay attention to the words of the songs, they sometimes don't even make sense:
deck the halls:
Deck the halls with bells of holly
when they say bells, do they mean bells as in " ding dong!" ?
falalalalalalalala Tis the season to be jolly,
this i understand
falalalalalalalala Don we now our gay apparel,
wearing clothes that are gay?falalalalalalalala Toll the ancient Yuletide carol,i nevey even heard of this part... what is a yuletide? falalalalalalalala See the blazing Yule before us,
i do not know what the meaning of yule isfalalalalalalalala Strike the harp and join the chorus.what if i don't have a harp?falalalalalalalala.sigh... oh so many falalalas (:
this christmas season, instead of just singing those well known christmas songs, learn these new creatively amazing christmas songs and impress your family. impress your friends. impress a neighbor. impress a dog. impress a stranger. but most importantly, impress the people who wrote these songs and random people all over the world (:
thought of the day:
are you naughty or nice?
the word nice used to mean stupid or senseless
the word naughty used to mean needy
see you guys another motherfruitcaken day !
~angela
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