so in the last post, angela talked about how no one cares that it's going to be thanksgiving next
week.well that's a lie, because there's this new video that came out that you might of heard of, by the makers of that other video you might have heard of: "friday". yep. this time the song is called "it's thanksgiving" and is sung by another child who thinks she's going to become a pop star whose name is nicole westbrook. not only has this guy aka that producer patrice wilson, wrote a song that taught me the days of the week, but has now also taught me all of the holidays all in a autotuned tween pop "song". EDUCATIONAL! so maybe it's a little bit better than friday, but it still contains the same bad grammar, lyrics that are just plain stupid, and a video that makes no sense whatsoever.
so for example here are some of the many reasons why this doesn't make any sense. first off, WHY DOES SHE ENJOY THANKSGIVING SO MUCH? i don't think any child is actually going "oh my god, did you know thanksgiving is my all time favorite holiday ever? i just love it so so so so much, let's go decorate for it!" no! sure there might be someone but i'm pretty sure the majority of kids aren't going to say they think thanksgiving is their favorite holiday. also, why is she cooking the entire thanksgiving feast/meal alone. without any parents. in a silent house. and the lyrics confuse me too. is she saying "turkey AYE mashed potatoes AYE" or egg? or eh? i honestly don't know. then we go back to "friday" with the "we we we" lyrics. after that the video goes to these other clips, where for some reason she is throwing parties for every major holiday with her friends with no parents. she's like 10. is she a rich orphan or something? and then this is where it's actually funny, a strange middle age man just comes out of nowhere at all of these parties and starts singing. who is he?! what is he doing there? OH whoa. that's that guy who was driving that car in friday. oh that's the producer? blame his face for this video. ok and then the doorbell rings for her thanksgiving...party.. and he's there again IN A TURKEY COSTUME. why would she let him in? under any condition would you let a grown man in a turkey costume into your house. and then she starts rapping. oh.my. gravy (that made no sense). ok the lyrics are "can't be hateful, gotta be gratefu;. mashed potatoooess" ooh. that was..deep....even her "friends" look horrified. and the guy. yeah he's sitting there still dressed like a turkey eating TURKEY happily., with these..kids. and then nicole sings into a turkey drumstick. yes. then it finally ends.
well then.
so i don't know what to say about this video. so i guess you can watch it. or not. or you can go watch a video of a llama. (i recommend the llama)
don't forget to comment below your reactions to the video or something like that!
goodbye my mermaid friends,
sena
ps. you know that time when you walk home and there's a mustache car in your driveway? it happened
MUSTACHE CAR?!?!? REALLY?!?!? OMGG. WHO'S CAR WAS IT?
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